25 Parenting Memes for Dorky Dads That Love to Laugh

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    * Telling my kid I'll do it in a min My kid for the entire minute *
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    Googling slang phrases I hear my kids use so I can understand what the h I they're talking about.
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    When the kids are destroying the house but also leaving you alone at the same time @maryfairyboberry DO WHAT YOU MUST
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    Dan Regan @Social_Mime My wife put parental controls on Netflix. because I watched one of our shows without her.
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    Toddlers: [can't tie shoes, have to wear Velcro instead] Toddlers when they see a tablet: THE DAD
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    Jessica Hallberg 2d. You know when donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking? That's what it's like having kids.
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    Twinstant Family | Lisa @twinstantfamily Well, it's happened. My 3 year old said @TWINSTANTFAMILY hamburger instead of hamgurber and I'll just be here crying myself to sleep.
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    My dad NEVER asks for his picture to be taken. Then today he asks for his pic, and does THE MOST EXTRA dad thing ever.
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    Cracked @a_simpl_man The wife: Wanna split a cinnamon roll? Me: Sure The wife: Here's yours
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    When a child says "I want mommy” to their dad, what they are really saying is " I'd like to speak to your supervisor, please"
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    Dad Jokes! @dadgivesjokes My wife called to tell me she saw a fox on the way to work. I asked her how she knew it was on its way to work. She hung up on me.
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    Not Today Eric @NotTodayEric Interviewer: do you have any special talents? Me:
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    Dad and Buried @dadandburied.bsky.social Instead of saying "the weekend," my 4yo calls Saturday and Sunday "iPad days," if you're wondering how my parenting is going
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    Trey @treydayway Nobody told me that it takes 1-2 business days to put a snow outfit on a toddler
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    dadandburied On weekends, my parenting style basically boils down to "whatever, man, you do you"
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    ericsmithrocks *chasing my child madly around the house as he blasts a mustard container over everything* Apple Watch: Are you working out right now?
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    Ron Iver @ronnui_ Are you sick of having to think of a new meal every evening? Are you tired of having to prepare food and clean up dozens of dishes? I introduce to you Shredded Cheese Over The Sink! You'll never be upset about Shredded Cheese Over The Sink!
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    txomxs @Tom_s This is my daughter's idea of an April Fools prank YOU ARE Sald By the way
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    josueosoriano > Singledadlife Trying to flirt after 40 as a single dad: "Hey, you smell nice... what detergent is that?"
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    Bob Golen @BobGolen I was asked who my favorite vampire is. I said, "The one from Sesame Street." They told me, "He doesn't count!" I replied, “I assure you, he does."
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    Parenting books Reality @BADDADLEROYBROWN
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    My family and I watching you drive off after we didn't answer the door @jacana_mommy
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    *toddler bedtime* What I am actually reading vs. what it feels like I am reading: GOODNIGHTON Margaret Wise Brown res by Clement Hurd @STELLAONMYMIND
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    10 minutes into the family walk SATIRICAL MOMMY
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    @shepensblog What's it like living with little kids? Me: @shepensblog Welcome to Jurassic Park.

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